Boring people get bored.

"And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision."

- Paulo Coelho (via creatingaquietmind)

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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geometricdeathtrap:

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rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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