- Paulo Coelho (via creatingaquietmind)
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
you want a hot body?
you want a bugatti??
you want a maserati???
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH